2005-04-22 [gypsypunk]: * tries to get the damned Amirillo song out of her head.* Thats it somebody shoot me!!!

2005-04-22 [LAURALOVE.]: *gets a gun from under the bar* BANG!

2005-04-22 [Mal Reynolds]: theres nowt wrong with Tony Christie and Peter Kay together! funny as owt!

2005-04-22 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: haha yeah they r..but it gets annoyin after a while

2005-04-23 [gypsypunk]: *hugs laura* thank you it worked!!

2005-04-23 [LAURALOVE.]: CHGITCH IS FUCKIN LUSH+!!

2005-04-23 [Anna™]: meyh

2005-04-24 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: haha u can tell laura was drunk

2005-04-24 [Anna™]: yeah u can. notice how drunk ppl spel swear words correctly lol

2005-04-24 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: haha yeah i know..weird

2005-04-24 [Anna™]: yup, wierd! i nearly wrote yupo, how gay duz tht sound lol

2005-04-24 [gypsypunk]: lol yupo.

2005-04-24 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: haha my god neva say that

2005-04-24 [Anna™]: lol im sorry katie ur majesty *bows down 2 kt*

2005-04-24 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: haha yey!! u can say that again lol

2005-04-24 [Anna™]: ner fuk off!lol

2005-04-24 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: haha nooooo

2005-04-24 [LAURALOVE.]: uhuh

2005-04-24 [Mal Reynolds]: has this become a nuns bar

2005-04-24 [jobby]: DID I HEAR THE 'N' WORD?

2005-04-24 [Anna™]: nah!

2005-04-24 [gypsypunk]: no not more nuns!!

2005-04-24 [Mal Reynolds]: lol, well it seems very rare that guys talk on this

2005-04-25 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: haha which could be a good thing

2005-04-25 [.Forever Dreaming.]: its not rare is it..?

2005-04-25 [gypsypunk]: to many girls can be scary

2005-04-25 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: haha charmin

2005-04-25 [.Forever Dreaming.]: the cheek

2005-04-25 [Mal Reynolds]: well come on, Jobby sometimes posts and Chitch has dissapeared for a while so i'llt ake over the joint while he's away

2005-04-25 [jobby]: lol i cant be arsed with wikis mate, they do my head in cus i never know wats goin on. thats why i always give the random comments

2005-04-25 [Mal Reynolds]: well ya have to help me manage the place! otherwise hoodlums will run amoK!

2005-04-26 [.Forever Dreaming.]: lol

2005-04-26 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: haha

2005-04-26 [jobby]: lol ok mate, whats our next job going to entail?

2005-04-26 [Barrassg]:

i got it done YAY check it out [Barrassg]

2005-04-26 [LAURALOVE.]: ahh thats mint! it really suits u

2005-04-26 [gypsypunk]: really doed suit you hun. and I AM NO HOODLUM!! tho i like to run amuck.

2005-04-26 [jobby]: wwwooooaahy

2005-04-26 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: yey thats awesome

2005-04-27 [-chitch-]: big

2005-04-27 [Anna™]: wow it looks kool!

2005-04-27 [Barrassg]: Wow thanks crue but no calling me hun ok debbie will get mad at you nd kill you lol go on debbie kill them all

2005-04-27 [skater121]: g u guna buy me drink a need 1 st finished mi course wrk

2005-04-27 [Barrassg]: what u wanting babe?  ill have a pint of fosters and debbie can have anything she wants even baby lotion :P

2005-04-27 [-chitch-]: fuck that

2005-04-27 [Barrassg]: lol come on chitch pulls is a pint man

2005-04-27 [skater121]: u twat al av a double vodka plz chitch

2005-04-27 [skater121]: wheres mi double vodi

2005-04-27 [Barrassg]: lol :P ner ner i love you really you want me to change it?

2005-04-27 [skater121]: hey chitch hows u chick

2005-04-27 [Barrassg]: want a game of pool or a fight babe?  lol :P

2005-04-27 [skater121]: go on den how bout both

2005-04-27 [nic7]: chitch buy us a drink n put it on grahams tab

2005-04-27 [skater121]: nicola hi do u want a drink

2005-04-27 [-chitch-]: Fuck that! get someone who cares to get you a drink...... This pub is shite!

2005-04-27 [skater121]: wats wi u

2005-04-27 [nic7]: yea i do wanna a drink, you guna get me one bitch

2005-04-27 [skater121]: wow heres a vobka *passes u a vodka*

2005-04-27 [-chitch-]: Hey, bitch. You aint on the bar rota. Stay out from behind the bar. Only the people who are named above can be behind the bar (apart from the pool players and the cleaner. They can stay the fuck away from the bar)

2005-04-27 [Barrassg]: Alright chitch whats your crack thats my ex gf your on bout nd i still love her she asked for a vod nd i give her one, on my tab

2005-04-27 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: damn the guys r back lol

2005-04-27 [LAURALOVE.]: i know!

2005-04-27 [.Forever Dreaming.]: hehe yep!

2005-04-28 [-chitch-]: only staff on the rota above can be behind the abr. Only the REAL jobs mind.

2005-04-28 [Barrassg]: i know m8 im aloud tho when thers a jakie about the pub lol :P

2005-04-28 [-chitch-]: EH??? When theres a jakie in the pub it gets passed to the left (or the bar) and is towked by the usual..... Only bar staff to serve drinks.

2005-04-28 [gypsypunk]: jakie now thats new?

2005-04-28 [jobby]: WHERES THAT URINAL, I NEED A PESSS

2005-04-28 [Mal Reynolds]: a divn't na!

2005-04-28 [jobby]: DAMN

2005-05-04 [-chitch-]: Right. Who wants to buy this pub off me?

2005-05-04 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: sum1 rich...

2005-05-04 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: simon will

2005-05-04 [-chitch-]: It'll cost about £100

2005-05-04 [Anna™]: hey *hugs every1*

2005-05-04 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: hllow *hugs anna*

2005-05-04 [Anna™]: yey at least ONE person hugs me!

2005-05-04 [Mal Reynolds]: i'll take it

2005-05-04 [Anna™]: take wot?? a hug?? *hugs u anyway*

2005-05-04 [Mal Reynolds]: why is Chitch selling the pub?

2005-05-04 [LAURALOVE.]: because were not good enough for him!

2005-05-04 [Anna™]: but hes good enuf 4 us! we love chitchy!!!

2005-05-04 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: coz no1 talks in here much anymore maybe

2005-05-04 [LAURALOVE.]: wha' choo say?

2005-05-04 [Anna™]: fuck u

2005-05-04 [LAURALOVE.]: hahahahahahahaha! ok i need to stop doin that coz it has nothin to do with me!

2005-05-04 [Anna™]: yeah me 2, it reminds me of gonz coz ben started it nd they used 2 say it all the time.....erm...yeah!

2005-05-04 [LAURALOVE.]: *raw emotion people*

2005-05-04 [Anna™]: aye *thinks* ahhhh *sighs*

2005-05-04 [LAURALOVE.]: mmmmmm

2005-05-04 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: haha yeah thats in my mood...lol coz it wont get out of my head!

2005-05-04 [Anna™]: yup

2005-05-04 [gypsypunk]: does no body drink in this place anymore. gimmy four of the strongest drink you have... its been a bad day...

2005-05-05 [Barrassg]: get me on hun

2005-05-05 [-chitch-]: The pub is now owned by [Mal Reynolds]. Message me and I'll give you the pass word.

2005-05-05 [Mal Reynolds]: awrite

2005-05-05 [jobby]: can i be the sub-owner? ill give you some pasties

2005-05-05 [LAURALOVE.]: this place has gone down hill, it used to be a classy place!

2005-05-05 [jobby]: its turned into "The dirty Bottles" of elftwon

2005-05-05 [gypsypunk]: thats and insult to andy you do realise

2005-05-05 [jobby]: sorry, but its true. you cant even play pool here any more, and the windows are frequently smashed

2005-05-05 [gypsypunk]: then sombody fix em up.

2005-05-05 [Anna™]: *tuts*

2005-05-05 [gypsypunk]: ok i'll fix them *wanders around the pub fixing the browken windows and smashed chairs.* but i aint cleaning! less you buy me drinks.

2005-05-05 [Mal Reynolds]: lol, well i'll try my best to kep this place goin. i'll getts a new pool table for here and Jobby is my official partner, it'll be a co-ownership

2005-05-05 [Mal Reynolds]: and i mean business partner for all you sicko's out there lol

2005-05-05 [LAURALOVE.]: hahaha!

2005-05-06 [-chitch-]: It used to be the JW's of ET now, like jobby said, it's the bottles. That's why I'm selling up. I'm gonna think up a good wiki establishment like a grocery shop or shooting range. Or even a sky diving wiki....... lol

2005-05-06 [jobby]: lol excellent. well, we can turn this into a place that does bar meals!

2005-05-06 [Anna™]: i think u shud get a grocery shop nd sell cabbages!

2005-05-06 [jobby]: yey cabbages

2005-05-06 [Mal Reynolds]: what about the small North African Water based Apple?

2005-05-06 [jobby]: cider cakes?

2005-05-06 [Mal Reynolds]: mmm deeeelicious

2005-05-07 [gypsypunk]: yack! alcohol is all you need. and maybe food. sometimes.. like cake.

2005-05-07 [Anna™]: ooh cider cakes! and yes chitchy shud open a grocery shop lol!

2005-05-10 [gonzo_munkey]: how like. can i have a drink?

2005-05-10 [jobby]: we only do yard glasses im afraid. Me and andy had a long, hard discussion - and decided to take pints of the menus, and revert to the old yard

2005-05-10 [Barrassg]: ill have a pint of steller plz arman

2005-05-10 [jobby]: did you not listen to what ive just said graham, we only sell yards now. YARDS

2005-05-10 [LAURALOVE.]: yards?

2005-05-10 [jobby]: as in a yard glass, a thin long glass that holds a yards worth of liquid

2005-05-10 [LAURALOVE.]: does it really?

2005-05-10 [jobby]: yeah, you never herd of them befor? there class - we are selling them at the same price as pints, so u get more drunk for less

2005-05-10 [Anna™]: yey value 4 money!

2005-05-10 [-chitch-]: I'll have a bottle of Broon then.

2005-05-10 [jobby]: there you go lad. you do know exesive consumption of this item may lead to laxitave effects?

2005-05-10 [Anna™]: haha!

2005-05-10 [LAURALOVE.]: i want a yard of tap water

2005-05-10 [LAURALOVE.]: actualy make it mineral i dont trust the water works round here

2005-05-10 [gypsypunk]: gimmy a yard of whiskey. please?

2005-05-10 [jobby]: one yard of whiskey coming up. this may kill you mind?

2005-05-10 [jobby]: one yard of whiskey coming up. drinking this much may kill you mind!?

2005-05-10 [gypsypunk]: ah its ok if i can drink andy under the table.

2005-05-10 [Mal Reynolds]: lol, quite literally

2005-05-10 [Mal Reynolds]: even though i beat you ;)

2005-05-10 [LAURALOVE.]: ooh

2005-05-11 [Anna™]: oooooh

2005-05-11 [-chitch-]: HAHAHA!!! What went on under said table? Or is the question, "What came off?"

2005-05-11 [LAURALOVE.]: tutut

2005-05-11 [gypsypunk]: you did not beat me you gave up and i kept going.so :p

2005-05-11 [gypsypunk]: and cris hes like my brother ..ewww

2005-05-11 [Mal Reynolds]: lol you lie! we shall have a rematch in order for me to prove you wrong

2005-05-11 [gypsypunk]: A remah damn straight broski!

2005-05-11 [Mal Reynolds]: lol, well we'll figure on a time and day

2005-05-11 [LAURALOVE.]: can we place bets?

2005-05-11 [Mal Reynolds]: why not

2005-05-11 [gypsypunk]: go for it hun

2005-05-14 [LAURALOVE.]: im sayin £10 that gypsypunk can drink Neoraven under the table!

2005-05-14 [gypsypunk]: yay nice one girly i owe you a drink.

2005-05-17 [-chitch-]: I think Neorevan will win. He can handle his cider...... sortof....... if not him....I'll take over................

2005-05-17 [Mal Reynolds]: lol, of course i'll win!

2005-05-17 [gypsypunk]: hun im the queen of cider, and Jack Dan. bow down to me bro.

2005-05-17 [Mal Reynolds]: nope, it is you who shall yield

2005-05-17 [gypsypunk]: i shall not, i shall drink you underuth the tableuth.!!

2005-05-17 [Anna™]: sound!

2005-05-17 [Mal Reynolds]: lol, we shall see. I'm looking forward to proving you wrong

2005-05-17 [LAURALOVE.]: wow thats fighting talk if i ever heard it!

2005-05-17 [gypsypunk]: really we'll just see about that

2005-05-17 [Mal Reynolds]: indeed we shall

2005-05-17 [gypsypunk]: anybody else want to place bets again my bro and me?

2005-05-22 [-chitch-]: Steph! You my sister. I love you. I could drink you under the table with HRH Newcastle Brown Ale any day. And STILL be able to read the fact's on the back of the bottle...........

2005-05-22 [gypsypunk]: damn you jsut cos i cant drink beer. spirits anyday!

2005-05-23 [jobby]: jobbys pics woop woop

2005-05-23 [Mal Reynolds]: beat you both

2005-05-23 [gypsypunk]: hell na.. this is own foo (true Mr.T style)

2005-05-23 [Mal Reynolds]: i beat choo foo

2005-05-23 [jobby]: huuh

2005-05-23 [gypsypunk]: me thinks we confused jobby, or does he make those noises anyway

2005-05-23 [LAURALOVE.]: lol

2005-05-23 [jobby]: no i was doing a Mr T "huuh" noise

2005-05-23 [LAURALOVE.]: ahh i see! i thought u were just making a random noise

2005-05-23 [jobby]: not today lol

2005-05-23 [gypsypunk]: ah ok my bad

2005-05-23 [Mal Reynolds]: lol, its tuesdays when Jobby makes random noises

2005-05-23 [gypsypunk]: hahah

2005-05-23 [jobby]: lol yeah. i work like clockwork

2005-05-24 [gypsypunk]: ah jobby the clockwork noise maker. i like it.!

2005-05-24 [LAURALOVE.]: its tuesdays today!

2005-05-24 [jobby]: mmooooooooooo

2005-05-24 [LAURALOVE.]: 1st random word of the day!

2005-05-24 [Mal Reynolds]: wahey!

2005-05-28 [-chitch-]: Brown ale is lush as fuck.........

2005-05-28 [LAURALOVE.]: ergh i dont like brown ale!

2005-05-28 [Mal Reynolds]: I don't recall the taste

2005-05-29 [jobby]: have u tried the brown ale ice cream or maramlade?

2005-05-29 [LAURALOVE.]: no....

2005-05-29 [Mal Reynolds]: hmmm, sounds interesting

2005-05-31 [gypsypunk]: yack yack yack

2005-05-31 [Mal Reynolds]: I think your probs right Steph!

2005-05-31 [gypsypunk]: yes interesting but i would recomend test feeding it to some charvs first.

2005-05-31 [Mal Reynolds]: hmmmm, a perfect chance for me to try the prototype wine and anthrax party

2005-05-31 [gypsypunk]: I got a bone to pick with whoevers in charge of the Juke Box?

2005-05-31 [Mal Reynolds]: the jukebox went rogue...

2005-05-31 [gypsypunk]: damn! it needs some Prodigy.

2005-05-31 [Mal Reynolds]: lol which songs? i'll beat it into submission and teach it some new ones

2005-06-01 [LAURALOVE.]: oooooh

2005-06-01 [gypsypunk]: i recomend voodoo People, Smack ma bitch up, ect.

2005-06-01 [Mal Reynolds]: any others to put on

2005-06-01 [gypsypunk]: em prehaps some oldies? anyone else wanna make some suggestions your the regulars here